Behemoth

11 lbs 2oz.

That's 9 oz in the last seven days, and a whole pound in the last fortnight.

Thank you Mummy.

Mummy Milk Makes Me Massive

Today I weigh 10 lbs 9 oz. This means I gained an average of an ounce every day over the last week. Not only does this represent the fastest weight-gain I have yet achieved, it is greater than the predicted gain for my age, meaning that I am on the right track to being the "correct" weight eventually. (Until now, I was plummeting off the bottom of the graph!)

And it's all thanks to Mummy's Marvellous Mammaries!

Party Baby

This evening I went to a party with Mummy, Daddy, Connor and Dirk. Here are some grown-ups cutting their birthday cake. Sixty years man! That's 235 times as old as me!

Great Outdoors and Great Indoors

Today I took Mummy, Dirk, Connor, Daddy, Kate, Sarah and Kenny for a walk in Stockgrove Country Park. They all looked a bit hungry, so I took them for a meal afterwards.




Kenny liked my joke about the actress and the bib.
This is Auntie Kate. Dirk's a bit wary of her, but she's OK.

My lunch was served first, as I'm most important.

And so this is Christmas

Lots of paper. And some new duds.

Is this what they've been getting worked up about for half of my entire life?

Perhaps next year I'll look into the whole business a bit more.







And now a nap, I think.

Christmas Weigh-In

This morning I was weighed at the baby clinic. Mummy threw away my dummy after my last visit, so I have been able to tell her properly when I'm hungry.
The happy result is that I now weigh 8lbs 6oz (equivalent to 3.8kg.)
This is an increase of 6oz (128g) which is my biggest yet! Breast really is best!

Me and Connor

Mummy took this photo of Big Brother Connor giving me a cuddle.

Visiting Granny & Grandad

Seeing Double!

Will the real Slim Withnail please stand up!



(Clue: I'm the one with the SLIM legs!)

Cruisin' and Snoozin'

I'm a whole week old!

This afternoon, Mummy, Daddy and I all went to meet my Big Brother Connor from his badminton club. It was nearly dark when we got home...

...so we all had a nap!

Photos at Home

Cuddles!

Daddy was very busy today, so I got most of my cuddles from Mummy.

Homecoming King

I arrived home with Mummy this afternoon. This is my road.




This is my new bed. Just right for a good wriggle!




This is my big brother Dirk. He seems to think I'm lovely... well he ain't blind!







I'am glad somebody's happy! I had my BCG injection today and it hurts.

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Scorpio's horoscope for 6 November 2007: Eat a really good breakfast, because this day will be quite a marathon!

Elemental Babyhood

Sucking



Bleating



Cooing



Snoozing






The bottom two photos were actually taken yesterday by Mummy. The lady is my Auntie Caroline.