Getting Hold of Mummy

Mummy has arranged bedside Internet and telephone for her hospital stay. Posting the details here would be an invitation to spammers, so her telephone number and e-mail address are on a password protected Web page, which can be reached by clicking the link at the bottom of this post. (Please note that the phone number will only be activated when Mummy gets to her ward.)

You will be asked for a username and password.

The username is Mummy's first name. (Six letters, all lower case.)
The password is the name of the crescent where Mummy and Daddy grew up together. (Five letters, all lower case.)
If this is all a bit much to cope with, you can just call the operator on 0870 212 1234 and ask for her by name. (Calls charged at national rate.)

To access Mummy's hospital phone number and e-mail address, click HERE.