Granny came to visit today. She says my hands and feet are tiny.

" Do I want a WHAT?!! " My first bath since coming home! Admittedly, the timing is a bit Withnailian, but when you see my reaction...

The Health Visitor came at 10.30am today. She measured my weight and length. My weight is now 8 lbs and I am 51.5cm long. And for anybody wh...

This afternoon Mummy and Daddy took me to be registered. Now I'm on the bureaucracy radar I suppose I can apply for a passport, get into...

Here's my Big Brother Dirk. He's very proud of me. Naturally. " I'm here for you mate..." ...I reassure him. Granny bo...

Mummy took this photograph in our living room using her mobile phone. The UK Chief Medical Officer has recommended that if parents want to a...

Mummy's giving out the cuddles! And what's this stuff? It falls so white and slow and quiet... It needs a nice gentle, quiet name, ...