Ev'rybody loves me, Nobody hates me...

Here's my Big Brother Dirk. He's very proud of me. Naturally.



"I'm here for you mate..."

...I reassure him.


Granny bought me a proper chair from which to control my Evil Empire. It doesn't have bat wings or laser beams, but it vibrates. I find this very soothing.


Everybody thinks I'm great. I don't think I'll go and eat worms.
Like Dirk!