Behemoth

11 lbs 2oz.

That's 9 oz in the last seven days, and a whole pound in the last fortnight.

Thank you Mummy.

Mummy Milk Makes Me Massive

Today I weigh 10 lbs 9 oz. This means I gained an average of an ounce every day over the last week. Not only does this represent the fastest weight-gain I have yet achieved, it is greater than the predicted gain for my age, meaning that I am on the right track to being the "correct" weight eventually. (Until now, I was plummeting off the bottom of the graph!)

And it's all thanks to Mummy's Marvellous Mammaries!

Watch out Winston (and Dirk and Connor!)

Jasper's Journal Visitors

Are you sitting comfortably?

Good... 'cos I am!

Some Pictures

Creeping up!

Today I was weighed again. I am now 10lbs 2oz.

Windsor Trip

This afternoon, we all went to Windsor. I saw my Grandma and my Great Grandma. They both think I'm gorgeous.

But what does that prove? They ain't blind!















I think daddy must have got some of my vaseline on his camera lens for this one...

Slowly but Surely...

Today I was weighed again. I am now 9lbs 13½oz.

Party Baby

This evening I went to a party with Mummy, Daddy, Connor and Dirk. Here are some grown-ups cutting their birthday cake. Sixty years man! That's 235 times as old as me!